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Interesting Writings
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Written by Author unknown
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Sunday, 02 October 2005 19:47 |
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Thank God that He doesn't have voice mail. You get Him immediately 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
Imagine praying and hearing this Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following four options:
- Press 1 for requests
- Press 2 for thanksgiving
- Press 3 for complaints
- Press 4 for all other inquiries
What if God made up this excuse? All of the angels are helping other customers right now. Your call is valuable to us. Please stay on the line. Your call will be answered in the order it was received
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call on God in prayer?
- If you'd like to speak with Gabriel, press 1
- For Michael, press 2
- For any other angel, press 3
- If you want King David to sing you a psalm, press 6
- To find out if your relative is here, enter his/her date of death and listen for the list that follows
For reservations at My Father's House, simply press the letters J—O—H—N on the keypad, followed by the number 3—1—6
- For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's ark is, wait until you get here!
- Our computers show that you have called once today already. Please hang up immediately
This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again Monday
Thank God, you can't call Him too often !!! You only need to ring once and God hears you.
Because of Jesus, you never get a busy signal.
God takes each call and knows each caller personally.
When you call—the Lord will answer; you will cry for help and He will say: "Here am I!"
Notes
Emergency numbers may be dialled direct
No operator assistance is necessary
All lines are open to Heaven 24 hours a day!
Thank God for Jesus .......
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