Greenford Baptist Church

Story

An lady named Babbette finds herself in big trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again prays..."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lottery night comes and Babbette still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving.

I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

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Punchline

 "Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."