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Thursday, 18 May 2006 22:29 |
I was preaching in a small Methodist church in Georgia and I asked the congregation, "How many of you folks here this morning are Methodists?" And everybody raised their hand except one little old lady. After the service, she and I were shaking hands and I said, "Ma'am, I noticed you didn't raise you hand, that means you're not a Methodist. Would you mind telling me what you are?" She said, "Well, I'm a Baptist."
Well, some of the people standing around didn't seem to appreciate her answer. So, I asked her, "Ma'am, would you mind telling me why you're a Baptist?" She said, "Well I really don't know, except my mother was a Baptist, my father was a Baptist, my grandmother and my grandfather were Baptists." "Well, I said, "Ma'am, that's really not a good reason to be a Baptist. Suppose your mother and your father, and your grandmother and your grandfather had been morons, what would you have been?"
She didn't bat an eye, but said, "I guess I'd have been a Methodist."
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