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Jokes
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Thursday, 18 May 2006 22:50 |
- I know how to please a woman. ...then please leave me alone.
- I want to give myself to you. ...sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
- Your hair colour is fabulous. ...thank you. It's on aisle three at the chemist.
- I'd go through anything for you. ...let's start with your bank account.
- May I have the last dance? ...you've just had it.
- Your place or mine? ...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
- Is this seat empty? ...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
- What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? ...what's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
- Haven't I seen you someplace before? ...yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
- [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- So... How am I doin'?
- I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
- Will you marry me and have my children? (unfortunate side-effects: beware!)
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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