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Fun -
Jokes
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Saturday, 20 May 2006 09:17 |
- The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.
- A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- Divorce is the mourning after the knot before.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
- Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
- A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu—the same mustard as before.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Even a calendar's days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- Those who jump off Paris bridge are in Seine.
- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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