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.. YOU WILL RECEIVE POWER WHEN THE HOLY SPIRIT COMES ON YOU; AND YOU WILL BE MY WITNESSES ... Acts 1:8

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1 Success : Register to read more... Thursday, 26 November 2009 Author Unknown 52
2 Relatives of Yours? : Register to read more... Saturday, 07 October 2006 Author unknown 59
3 The Ten Commandments of Marriage : Register to read more... Thursday, 21 December 2006 Author unknown 67
4 The Perfect Woman : Register to read more... Tuesday, 31 October 2006 Author unknown 68
5 An Englishman, an Irishman... : Register to read more... Sunday, 08 October 2006 Author unknown 68
6 The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife : Register to read more... Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 68
7 Hotel Soap : Register to read more... Tuesday, 23 August 2005 Author unknown 68
8 Death Euphemisms : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 68
9 Peter Kay Classics : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 68
10 Vicar comes for lunch : Register to read more... Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 69
11 Washing Instructions for Men : Register to read more... Tuesday, 26 September 2006 Author unknown 69
12 Driving Too fast : Register to read more... Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 71
13 Word Play : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 72
14 That Sunday Morning Feeling : Register to read more... Monday, 01 October 2007 Author unknown 95
15 Some places I've not visited Friday, 17 February 2012 Anon 122
16 Brilliant (if true) Tuesday, 30 November 2010 Author Unknown 226
17 The man in the 4X4 Tuesday, 12 July 2011 Author Unknown 238
18 Priceless Letter to God Friday, 14 January 2011 Author Unknown 262
19 Road Rage Thursday, 11 November 2010 Author Unknown 269
20 Painting the Church Building Monday, 30 May 2011 Author Unknown 287
21 A hearing problem Saturday, 03 July 2010 Author Unknown 336
22 Son's Driving Test Thursday, 20 May 2010 Author Unknown 392
23 Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad Monday, 26 April 2010 Author Unknown 398
24 A husband lifts up his wife Monday, 26 April 2010 Author Unknown 413
25 Puns for the Educated Mind Friday, 30 October 2009 Author Unknown 470
26 English people travelling abroad Thursday, 12 November 2009 Author Unknown 490
27 How to get from Ireland to heaven Wednesday, 26 August 2009 Author Unknown 509
28 When Grandma Goes to Court Wednesday, 28 April 2010 Author Unknown 519
29 Children's Bible Facts Wednesday, 20 January 2010 Author Unknown 571
30 And the Lord Said Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 664
31 Questions, questions, questions Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 665
32 Let's face it - English is a crazy language Monday, 25 May 2009 Author Unknown 669
33 Look on the Brighter Side of Life Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 678
34 Burglar and an Elderly Woman Friday, 13 February 2009 Author unknown 724
35 Buy a Dog Thursday, 25 September 2008 Author unknown 735
36 A Farmer in a Flood Tuesday, 14 October 2008 Author unknown 752
37 Scottish Logic Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 767
38 What does 'Love' mean? Wednesday, 24 December 2008 Author unknown 789
39 Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson Monday, 11 August 2008 Author unknown 858
40 From the Mouths of Little Children Friday, 11 April 2008 Author unknown 925
41 'How did the human race appear? Wednesday, 02 April 2008 Author unknown 972
42 The pain of a married man Wednesday, 09 January 2008 Author unknown 1078
43 Why Men Are Never Depressed Friday, 11 January 2008 Author unknown 1101
44 English Language Problems? Friday, 16 January 2009 Author unknown 1162
45 The Power of Prayer Sunday, 28 October 2007 Author unknown 1181
46 Killer Coffin Tuesday, 24 January 2006 Author unknown 1188
47 How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written by kids) Friday, 24 August 2007 Author unknown 1199
48 Answering Machine Answers Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1208
49 UN Survey Failure Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1221
50 Why God Created Children Thursday, 09 February 2006 Author unknown 1222
51 New Pastor Visits Parishioners Friday, 19 October 2007 Author unknown 1228
52 Things Aren't Always As They Appear Tuesday, 06 February 2007 Author unknown 1269
53 Paddy's Obituary Monday, 03 September 2007 Author unknown 1274
54 Pickup Lines Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1274
55 Not Me Sir! Tuesday, 06 February 2007 Author unknown 1276
56 Quotes from Women about Men Wednesday, 25 October 2006 Author unknown 1278
57 Wrong Email Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1278
58 Ever Wonder Why... Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1280
59 Polly is Dead Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1289
60 How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1290
61 Sign on a dust-cart Sunday, 08 October 2006 Author unknown 1312
62 The Atheist and Easter Holidays Wednesday, 02 April 2008 Author unknown 1326
63 Dear Bank Manager Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1331
64 Never Try To Outsmart Wednesday, 28 March 2007 Author unknown 1343
65 Stupid Humans Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1344
66 Smiles From The Bible Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1356
67 Reading Between The Lines Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1357
68 New Driver Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1359
69 Useful Tips Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1360
70 Help From Above Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1365
71 Squawks Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1367
72 How Many Methodists Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1371
73 How To Order Pizza By Phone Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1372
74 Light Bulb Jokes Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1395
75 56 things to do in a lift! Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1416
76 Noah's Ark Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1439
77 The Pearly Gates Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1443
78 Top 10 Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1446
79 A Perfect Couple Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1450
80 Funny Signs Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1454
81 32 Puns Saturday, 20 May 2006 Author unknown 1457
82 After Quasimodo Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1478
83 A Russian Couple Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1486
84 The Difference Between Women And Men Tuesday, 24 January 2006 Author unknown 1509
85 Baptist Dog Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1521
86 First Grader's Proverbs Saturday, 26 November 2005 Author unknown 1523
87 Wedding Anniversary Saturday, 26 November 2005 Author unknown 1533
88 Wise Sayings Thursday, 07 April 2005 Author unknown 1538
89 Movie Industry "Facts" Sunday, 22 January 2006 Author unknown 1585
90 Things that would be different if Israel bought Microsoft Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1599
91 Hokey Cokey Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1603
92 Best Out-of-Office Auto Email Replies Friday, 12 August 2005 Author unknown 1611
93 Brain Teaser Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1623
94 Church Announcements Monday, 19 December 2005 Author unknown 1633
95 Annual Physical Wednesday, 01 March 2006 Author unknown 1701
96 Sunday School Answers Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1803
97 A Rabbit Walks Into The Bar... Monday, 01 May 2006 Author unknown 1842
98 Thanks For Your Emails Friday, 20 January 2006 Author unknown 1860
99 A Visual Demonstration Monday, 10 April 2006 Author unknown 2007
100 Bless Those Little Angels Sunday, 12 March 2006 Author unknown 2223
101 There Were These Two Prawns Friday, 31 March 2006 Author unknown 2263
102 What My Mother Taught Me Saturday, 18 March 2006 Author unknown 3550
103 Man Lost in Air Balloon Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 3555
104 Happy Exercising! Saturday, 18 March 2006 Author unknown 4150
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