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Wednesday, 25 October 2006 21:27 |
- Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
- Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
- Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. - Helen Rowland
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher - Socrates
- Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
- Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity - George Bernard Shaw
- Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery - George Nathan
- A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
- Woman like silent men, they think they are listening - Marcel Achard
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